Comments on: Last swings of the hammer… http://www.epistemographer.com/2007/04/23/last-swings-of-the-hammer/ Now with improved Wordpress goodness! Thu, 20 Nov 2008 13:03:32 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: DIY Home http://www.epistemographer.com/2007/04/23/last-swings-of-the-hammer/#comment-161084 DIY Home Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:02:38 +0000 http://www.epistemographer.com/2007/04/23/last-swings-of-the-hammer/#comment-161084 I understand your pain. Also bought at the height of the real estate boom expect I can't sell. I have acquired an amazing list of DIY skills since the former owner of the house was a drug dealer. 1. Don't freak out when the ceiling fan above you drops out of the ceiling while still spinning above your head (the wiring kept it up). 2. Don't be alarmed when the A/C repairmen will not tell you what disgusting crap he has found in the ductwork throughout the house but suggests to replace it all "unless you want to be high for the next few years". 3. Rip our all the old carpet and discover that you are lightly high from a mix of narcotics embedded in the carpet. I could go on but I actually did lay laminate floowing throughtout the house, replace the front door & frame, destroy the old decvk and build a new one, and more. I understand your pain. Also bought at the height of the real estate boom expect I can’t sell. I have acquired an amazing list of DIY skills since the former owner of the house was a drug dealer.

1. Don’t freak out when the ceiling fan above you drops out of the ceiling while still spinning above your head (the wiring kept it up).
2. Don’t be alarmed when the A/C repairmen will not tell you what disgusting crap he has found in the ductwork throughout the house but suggests to replace it all “unless you want to be high for the next few years”.
3. Rip our all the old carpet and discover that you are lightly high from a mix of narcotics embedded in the carpet.

I could go on but I actually did lay laminate floowing throughtout the house, replace the front door & frame, destroy the old decvk and build a new one, and more.

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